Baby Noob Help! Steve

So you're Steve, and this baby Noob is just standing there looking lost. Your job is to get him through the forest without him getting eaten by these green dudes that pop up everywhere. The basic loop is: you walk right, monsters appear, you smash them with your sword (spacebar), and the baby follows behind you like a little duckling. You can double jump, which is handy because sometimes platforms are higher than you'd think. The first few levels are called something like "Peaceful Meadow" and "Dark Woods" -- they're easy, maybe three or four enemies per screen. But then you hit "Spooky Swamp" and suddenly there's these purple monsters that shoot little fireballs. You have to time your jumps to avoid them while also killing the ground guys. The baby bottles are scattered around -- some are hidden behind bushes or on ledges you need to double jump to. Collecting all three in a level unlocks a star rating, and that's what makes you replay levels. The satisfying part is when you clear a whole screen of enemies and the baby runs to the barn door, and you have to push it open. Later levels have moving platforms and spikes, which is annoying because the baby sometimes walks into them if you go too fast. The barn is always at the end, but there's also a stroller next to it -- you need to guide the baby to the stroller after the barn door opens, which feels like an extra step that nobody explains. The difficulty spikes around "Crystal Cave" where the lighting is dim and enemies spawn from the ground. There's no upgrade system that I saw -- you just get better at sword timing and jump arcs. The mobile touch controls are fine but the on-screen buttons are small for adult fingers. What keeps you going is the dumb satisfaction of that baby finally getting home, even if he walks like he's got bricks in his diaper.